Anonymous asked: how has your cat been?
She’s good most times, except when she takes a piss on the floor.
(Source: nessa-cali-grey)
oh..my..god
cutie
I didn’t even know that was him at first…
(Source: sheehanfan)
hum
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(Source: ttyrion)
Of course she would, she loves boys with blue eyes.Technically, I have the face that screams I will take your virginity. I’ve taken two already.
Maybe, but then how doesn’t she see through you? Didn’t you tell me that she thinks you’re a virgin?
*puts hand over mouth almost gagging* Gross-gross-gross oh my god. Definitely not taking you to meet my abuela now.
That’s fine, she wouldn’t of liked me anyways. I have a face that screams I will take your virginity. It is both a blessing and a curse.
You nasty fucker.
W-what?
She was a young gran, I didn’t know she was fifty until later!
